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"The Wild Russian" T-Shirt: For the Bearable and the Bold
"The Wild Russian" T-Shirt: For the Bearable and the Bold
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Behold, comrades! "The Wild Russian" t-shirt, featuring a gruff bear that looks like it's had one too many shots of vodka. This ursine Slavic sensation glares from the fabric, silently judging your life choices while the text beneath proudly proclaims its heritage. It's the perfect attire for those who like their fashion with a side of existential dread and a dash of forest-dwelling ferocity.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester, because sometimes even bears need a little synthetic support)
- Fabric weight: A svelte 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light enough for a quick escape, sturdy enough for a bear hug
- Pre-shrunk, because no one likes a surprise Matryoshka doll effect after laundry day
- Side-seamed for that "I wrestle bears but make it fashion" look
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, ensuring your wild side stays put
Sourced from the exotic locales of Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Because nothing says "Wild Russian" like a product from the Americas.
Made Just for You (No, Really):
This shirt embarks on its journey to existence only when you decide to grace it with your rubles. Yes, it means waiting a bit longer, but patience is a virtue, especially when dealing with bears or custom t-shirts. Your thoughtful purchase helps us avoid drowning in a sea of unwanted shirts. Mother Nature thanks you, and so do we – in a gruff, bearlike manner, of course.
Wear "The Wild Russian" and embrace your inner Slavic spirit animal. Just don't be surprised if you suddenly develop a craving for honey and a talent for balalaika.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester, because sometimes even bears need a little synthetic support)
- Fabric weight: A svelte 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light enough for a quick escape, sturdy enough for a bear hug
- Pre-shrunk, because no one likes a surprise Matryoshka doll effect after laundry day
- Side-seamed for that "I wrestle bears but make it fashion" look
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, ensuring your wild side stays put
Sourced from the exotic locales of Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Because nothing says "Wild Russian" like a product from the Americas.
Made Just for You (No, Really):
This shirt embarks on its journey to existence only when you decide to grace it with your rubles. Yes, it means waiting a bit longer, but patience is a virtue, especially when dealing with bears or custom t-shirts. Your thoughtful purchase helps us avoid drowning in a sea of unwanted shirts. Mother Nature thanks you, and so do we – in a gruff, bearlike manner, of course.
Wear "The Wild Russian" and embrace your inner Slavic spirit animal. Just don't be surprised if you suddenly develop a craving for honey and a talent for balalaika.
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